I do love awful jokes. Here are some of the awfulest, saddest, baddest jokes known to humanity. Enjoy (or at least feel free to cry over them)!
What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? Because it had ticks.
What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? That’s nacho cheese.
Which is faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Why did the chicken go to jail? Because he was using fowl language.
What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of pants.
Why was the math book always worried? Because it had so many problems.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? The ruler.
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? A leek.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? He was shocked.
Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? Because he had bad stable manners.
What’s a tornado’s favourite game to play? Twister.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What's yellow and hurts when it falls in your eye? A bulldozer.
And the lastest one I plomise ... :)
A father in Iraq gave his daughter a gift, a new handbag. She kisses him and says, "Thanks for the Baghdad"!
I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side, there is nothing left.
